don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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