So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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