If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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