I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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