her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Michael Bay diarrhea
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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