Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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