Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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