i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We're using joints as your birthday candles
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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