people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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