Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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