How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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