he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Randomize
