They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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