That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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