Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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