I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i wish my penis had a tongue
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
