Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
is wine microwaveable?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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