Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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