would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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