If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The adults are the big ones right?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
