I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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