so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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