That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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