Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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