I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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