O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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