Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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