Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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