I molested 6 butterflies tonight
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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