mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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