I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
bring money and cleavage
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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