Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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