Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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