that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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