When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You ruined the universe
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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