false alarm. still invincible.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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