So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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