How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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