please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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