i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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