I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
