I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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