Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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