Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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