Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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