this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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