why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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