My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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