You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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