weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Found your dick twin last night
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize