Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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