my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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