D3 body, D1 cock
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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