i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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